Well, well, well…Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt never cease to come up with new ways to surprise the world with their endless suppply of narcissism!

Their latest stint?

A book titled: “How to Be Famous: Our Guide to Looking the Part, Playing the Press and Becoming a Tabloid Fixture.”

The book has chapters such as “Pretty on the Outside” and “The Paps Are Your Friends” and gives advice to all fame seekers on how to become famous by using tactics such as crying in public and looking hot for the ‘common people’.

Wow…wait, there is even a book tour!

Heidi was excited to tweet all about it:

Our “How to be Famous” book tour kicks off this week in NY!!!!! Cant wait to see everyone of the east coast!!!

“How to Be Famous” was released just yesterday (November 15th) in hardback.